Phil Hellmuth, Matt 'Hoss_TBF' Hawrilenko and another player called turnthecaroff were playing Limit Hold'em at the UltimateBet tables. Hellmuth lost a lot of money during the session; "One of the most brutal sessions of my life" said Hellmuth and had a few things things to say in the chat box. Matt Hawrilenko posted the chat between the players on his blog. I also posted the conversation below;
PHILHELLMUTH: but now I'm going to punich weakness
PHILHELLMUTH: and your over plays will get me even
PHILHELLMUTH: OVER PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!
PHILHELLMUTH: OP!!
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
as he says this, we are dealt a hand where it goes cutoff raise, phil rr the button, i call in bb, co calls
flop comes KK8, phil and i cap, other guy folds
turn is a 2--i bet, phil raises, i rr, phil . . . folds
HOSS_TBF: OVERPLAYS!
PHILHELLMUTH: U or me?
PHILHELLMUTH: I had 7-7
HOSS_TBF: guess that answers that question
PHILHELLMUTH: U called 3 cold
PHILHELLMUTH: in BB
PHILHELLMUTH: OP
PHILHELLMUTH: OP
PHILHELLMUTH: I luv U guys keep it up
PHILHELLMUTH: crunk would have 30k less if deck broke even
HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even
TURNTHECAROFF: true story
PHILHELLMUTH: u morons cannot even play LH right, how U gonna beat
we then play a hand where the flop is jt6, we cap the flop, phil bets and i raise turn
river is a 6, phil checks, i check my J5 behind
he shows 96o for trips
HOSS_TBF: phil you see what i check behind last hand when you make 666
PHILHELLMUTH: U such a moron I make those checks everyday
PHILHELLMUTH: tons of times
HOSS_TBF: but i do them while actually playing well
PHILHELLMUTH: raise and bet every street
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
PHILHELLMUTH: this ***cin moron turn firing OP MF
PHILHELLMUTH: OP everyhand
PHILHELLMUTH: ****
PHILHELLMUTH: brutal
PHILHELLMUTH: I never hit vs the moron
PHILHELLMUTH: fuyck
f PHILHELLMUTH: RWGHwwshnjEDTYuj
PHILHELLMUTH: 35WR
PHILHELLMUTH: AE
PHILHELLMUTH: G
PHILHELLMUTH: GRT
PHILHELLMUTH: GHR PHILHELLMUTH: TH
PHILHELLMUTH: RT
PHILHELLMUTH: ETY
PHILHELLMUTH: NJ PHILHELLMUTH: DTYY
PHILHELLMUTH: ******* op IDUIOT
PHILHELLMUTH: wtyf
HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which
HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well
PHILHELLMUTH: i SIT AND PLAY SUPER GITH AND MORON PLAYS EVERYHAND AND\
PHILHELLMUTH: STILL WINS EVERTY POT
PHILHELLMUTH: **** YU 2
PHILHELLMUTH: ER
PHILHELLMUTH: THI ISNT POKER
PHILHELLMUTH: wheres the math??????????????????
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't aupposed to happen
HOSS_TBF: phil, this is sincere: maybe you should do your breathing
HOSS_TBF: exercises
HOSS_TBF: i honestly do not want you to have another panic attack
PHILHELLMUTH: I really should
PHILHELLMUTH: I might
HOSS_TBF: you are a nice guy
PHILHELLMUTH: but I ran four miles and feel great
PHILHELLMUTH: but U right I do need to settle down
PHILHELLMUTH: just beat after beats seems unbleieavbel
PHILHELLMUTH: steamed me up way too much
PHILHELLMUTH: I prob need meds, never takin em before though
PHILHELLMUTH: wtf sick
PHILHELLMUTH: coolers and ****
HOSS_TBF: QJ vs 88 J on flop is really a cooler?
(Phil capped the flop, raised the turn and bet the river with 88)
PHILHELLMUTH: what U thionk>?
HOSS_TBF: i think it's a coinflip
PHILHELLMUTH: rreverse flops I scoop[ em both with BEST hand as usual
PHILHELLMUTH: BEST hand syndrome I have
PHILHELLMUTH: made me millions
HOSS_TBF: instead you lost both with worst hand?
HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets
HOSS_TBF: how many you would have
PHILHELLMUTH: yeah
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
HOSS_TBF: OP?
PHILHELLMUTH: moron gets every raise in when tiny favorite
PHILHELLMUTH: pathtetic play
PHILHELLMUTH: U horrible
PHILHELLMUTH: KK for me
PHILHELLMUTH: nice 3 bet
PHILHELLMUTH: this is ridiculous
PHILHELLMUTH: 6-5 vs KK
PHILHELLMUTH: y'all are so awful I feel like ****
HOSS_TBF: you're a silly goose
PHILHELLMUTH: how the **** U guys get away with it?
PHILHELLMUTH: why U three bet with 6-5?
PHILHELLMUTH: OK
PHILHELLMUTH: U wanna play bad so be it
PHILHELLMUTH: Ill play even tighter
HOSS_TBF: sweet heavens xmas has come early
PHILHELLMUTH: In guess I wouldn't have deca millions without bad players
HOSS_TBF: sure you would
HOSS_TBF: but you wouldn't have the millions without television
PHILHELLMUTH: time to pay
PHILHELLMUTH: U guys almost took my spirit with those moronic moves
PHILHELLMUTH: but then I rmembered
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: wow U two are special
PHILHELLMUTH: U have no pride
PHILHELLMUTH: thats why I win
PHILHELLMUTH: U did it again man well done
PHILHELLMUTH: QQ AK beat
we then play a pot where i have Tc9c, and flop open-ended straight flush draw: jc 8c 4h, we cap the flop, i checkraise blank turn, river is another blank, i bet, phil calls, shows KTo for the win with K high
PHILHELLMUTH: cause you just another OP
PHILHELLMUTH: cause you don't deserve it
TURNTHECAROFF: whos worse phil me or hoss?
PHILHELLMUTH: obs hoss is worse
TURNTHECAROFF: hahahahahaahhaha
PHILHELLMUTH: but you have gotten away with murder
PHILHELLMUTH: its like hoss tryinmg to lose
TURNTHECAROFF: ]hahahahahaha
PHILHELLMUTH: I give U zero action hoss
PHILHELLMUTH: and U still take ace rag and win every pot
PHILHELLMUTH: U beat my QQ and my AK
PHILHELLMUTH: and U hit mirca;ces
PHILHELLMUTH: ALL THAT, and I will beat you for 200K by end of year PROMIS
PHILHELLMUTH: cause you just another OP
PHILHELLMUTH: 66k in front of U, PEEEUUUU sir
PHILHELLMUTH: its semlls bad from ehre
PHILHELLMUTH: zero acrton from me
PHILHELLMUTH: wow how tilted are U man?
PHILHELLMUTH: what a sucker
PHILHELLMUTH: plqys every single pot
PHILHELLMUTH: and pays off like a slot machine
TURNTHECAROFF: lolololol
HOSS_TBF: *exactly* like a slot machine
PHILHELLMUTH: opay
PHILHELLMUTH: pay
(i've boldfaced the best line of the night)
PHILHELLMUTH: no way
PHILHELLMUTH: what a ****** night
PHILHELLMUTH: thats OK
PHILHELLMUTH: just keep up the OP suckers
PHILHELLMUTH: wow look at these beats u put on m,e
PHILHELLMUTH: I dont understand
PHILHELLMUTH: I play only AJ's and
PHILHELLMUTH: and U guys saw them up with A-9s
PHILHELLMUTH: I should have 50k right now
HOSS_TBF: maybe if you started with 200k . . .
PHILHELLMUTH: no action we see if u hit your hands son
PHILHELLMUTH: Im a folding machine
PHILHELLMUTH: then i stick U!!!
PHILHELLMUTH: this is such BS
PHILHELLMUTH: ****
PHILHELLMUTH: I let you dummys go off
PHILHELLMUTH: and play every hand like a moron
PHILHELLMUTH: and I'm losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PHILHELLMUTH: sick
PHILHELLMUTH: fold folf fold
PHILHELLMUTH: I fold every button
PHILHELLMUTH: and every small blind
PHILHELLMUTH: and then U morons beat A-J
PHILHELLMUTH: or AK
PHILHELLMUTH: makes me sick U have no patience, no game
now we play a hand where i open the button with TT, it gets 4-bet back to me with phil in the big blind, flop 872, phil and i cap, other guy folds
turn is a 9, phil checkraises and i call down. i win when phil shows A9, he then says . . .
PHILHELLMUTH: so sick
PHILHELLMUTH: I sit here on the sideleines folding
PHILHELLMUTH: like an 11 time champion
PHILHELLMUTH: and y'all just get lucky
TURNTHECAROFF: folding folding folding
TURNTHECAROFF: finally he picks up the 3RD BEST HAND in a 3way pot
PHILHELLMUTH: Im waiting for my 50k run, gonna happen quick as bad as y'al
PHILHELLMUTH: OP hands
PHILHELLMUTH: i'll win so quick its scary
PHILHELLMUTH: are you ****** kidding me
PHILHELLMUTH: yeah I got colleed
TURNTHECAROFF: you were drawing 2 3 outs the whole hand phil
PHILHELLMUTH: cooler agauin and again
PHILHELLMUTH: yes dummy, ace has to hit when I slow play preflop?
PHILHELLMUTH: it came for me to lose max
TURNTHECAROFF: keep slow playin those ace rags phil
PHILHELLMUTH: here we go
PHILHELLMUTH: thast right run me over lol
PHILHELLMUTH: roflol
PHILHELLMUTH: some sick stuff boys, but my turn coming
PHILHELLMUTH: when i win 50k str8 are u gonna tell me how lucky I am?
PHILHELLMUTH: wow this so brutal
PHILHELLMUTH: monkey
HOSS_TBF: I'M THE MONKEY!?
PHILHELLMUTH: U are so bad its scary
PHILHELLMUTH: but the deck saved U so far
PHILHELLMUTH: never seen a guy win with 10-4 off suit more than you
HOSS_TBF: i prefer the term "10-4 doublesuited"
HOSS_TBF: and that's because you LIMP ACES (and check back the flop)
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: wtf
PHILHELLMUTH: wow value bet a three to the river
PHILHELLMUTH: moron
PHILHELLMUTH: moron
PHILHELLMUTH: lol'
PHILHELLMUTH: I eman wow
PHILHELLMUTH: wow
PHILHELLMUTH: U make a lot of good checks vs me hoss
PHILHELLMUTH: I better have em look at this session, security
PHILHELLMUTH: well, U either totally outdrew me all night or U bluffed a F
PHILHELLMUTH: few
PHILHELLMUTH: I saw a bunch of yiour hands when I had ace high and U won e
PHILHELLMUTH: m all
PHILHELLMUTH: VNH
TURNTHECAROFF: i can see the steam phil
TURNTHECAROFF: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: Idont steam against bad pl,ayers
TURNTHECAROFF: who on this site would you call a good player phil?
PHILHELLMUTH: wow amazing
PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever
PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth
TURNTHECAROFF: lololl
PHILHELLMUTH: hoss is playing well vs me
TURNTHECAROFF: wp hoss
TURNTHECAROFF: he is supposedly a great player phil
PHILHELLMUTH: U morons beat AQ KQ KJ and more in the last few minutes alon
PHILHELLMUTH: **** this
PHILHELLMUTH: gadwr
PHILHELLMUTH: \q4th6
PHILHELLMUTH: how in fusk hell
PHILHELLMUTH: do you get away with this ****
TURNTHECAROFF: LOLOLOL
PHILHELLMUTH: one of the most brutal sessions of my life
PHILHELLMUTH: cause I stayed strong
PHILHELLMUTH: and showed top rate hands all night
TURNTHECAROFF: hahhaha
PHILHELLMUTH: wow every hand I get ****ed
PHILHELLMUTH: well Im going to fight back
PHILHELLMUTH: wow all night olong same ****
PHILHELLMUTH: U do win the max but U will lose the mqax as well soon
PHILHELLMUTH: WP
TURNTHECAROFF: you really playing your heart out phil
PHILHELLMUTH: You ******* moron
PHILHELLMUTH: and i cannot hit a pair and flush draw vs you
TURNTHECAROFF: i dont mind being a moron with ALL YOUR MONIES
PHILHELLMUTH: ******* idiot
PHILHELLMUTH: how long that gonna last?
TURNTHECAROFF: nh
PHILHELLMUTH: even if you get me tonight, I'll show you the nuts all year
PHILHELLMUTH: I mean wow
HOSS_TBF: you'll see them, too
HOSS_TBF: cause it'll go check check check check check check
PHILHELLMUTH: OK no more chat from me
PHILHELLMUTH: sure just **** me over hand after hand
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't funny anymore
PHILHELLMUTH: Im gonna enjoy my revenge
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: I had KJ
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
TURNTHECAROFF: hilarious phil
PHILHELLMUTH: yes they found a queen for ya'll
PHILHELLMUTH: congrats this is my biggest loss in two years playing online
PHILHELLMUTH: Limit holdem
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